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Today while taking a three hour drive to a business meeting, I stopped in a near-by gas station for a candy bar. Wearing a trench coat and sunglasses, a young boy came up to me, tugged on the bottom of my coat, and asked, “Mr., Are you in the C.I.A.?” I slyly responded with, “Son, I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.” He ran and told his mother with the happiest, most surprised expression I have ever seen. MLIA

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    correctly guessing why i was so vaguely enamoured...joshua. i’m such a child….
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